The Holy Gosh Darn
The Holy Gosh Darn puts you in the wings of Cassiel, an angel who’s just been handed a magical clock by Death and told to stop Heaven from getting obliterated in six hours flat. Naturally, the answer is time travel. You’ll hop between past and present, using what you learn later to shake things up earlier, all while a horde of Phantoms tries to turn the afterlife into rubble.
From the folks behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle, this one mixes proper Metroidvania exploration with time-hopping puzzles and a script that doesn’t take itself remotely seriously. You’ll bounce across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim, meet a daft cast of characters, and occasionally get to skip the chatter entirely with a dedicated Shut Up button when the clock’s ticking too loud.
It’s part of the same universe as Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle but stands on its own, so you can jump in without any homework. Expect ridiculous humour, clever puzzles, and enough swearing angels to make you rethink Sunday school.
